| Box Springs EZ Print --
"We print it right the first time...or the second." |
| Nervous Eddie's Tattoo Parlor
-- "Tattoos While You Wait," This month's special: Get all
10 plagues of Egypt for just $99.95. 1-886-TAT-TOO-U |
| Ephaphrodite's Nighties --
"Foundations for goddesses of every size." |
| House of Poodles -- Clip
and Dip Special: $19.95 (Toenail Painting: $9.95) |
| Wool's Canoe & Tuxedo Rental
-- Prom Special: Tuxedo and Canoe Limo: $149.99 |
| Flywheel Depot -- Call
1-886-FLY-WEEL for all your flywheel needs |
| Golgotha Fun Park -- The
world's #1 Biblically shaded miniature golf and paint ball park.
(Closed for renovations.) |
| Siloam Springs Hot Tub Dinner
Theatre and Passion Play -- "Where Passion Meets Food" |
| Land O'Goshen Records --
Winners of 5 2004 "GOAT" Awards |
| Tangential Discount Value Vision --
"True Vision at Discount Prices." |
| Box Springs Discount Coin-Operated
Recording Studio, Ltd -- "Making Music for Pennies" (Dimes... Nickels..and Quarters,
Too)" |
| Box Springs Drive-In Movie Theatre
-- Still playing: "Jurassic Trailer Park" |
| Q-BOX Radio -- Home of "The
Glory Bugles Radio Hour," Sundays from 7:00 - 7:30 a.m. |
| The Box Springs King
Jimmy Bookstore
-- "If it ain't King James, it ain't the Bible." |
| Codgers and Coots Men's Store --
30% off all trusses, back braces and "Sans-a-Belt" pants |
| Box Springs Biblical
Barbers -- No mullets...sho-lo's...or Samson cuts here.
Only 100%, pure, sin-free haircuts. Why not join us for lunch?
New giant salad bar! "Clip and Eat" specials
now in effect. |
| Box Springs Bolt and
Screw --
Home of the "Yard Goat" 3000. On sale now! |
|
Clem Klapper's "Pro Bait" Shop --
Where the pro's shop for bait! Best selection of Curly Tails and
Tube Jigs this side of Big Leg Lake. Also, Krazy Blades, Wax Worms,
Head Jigs, Slab Spoons, Shad, Cut Shad and Shad Gut. And just in -- Geno's Stink Bait. Visit us soon at "Pro Bait" -- The fisherman's
"court of last resort." |
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"Please visit
our fine sponsors. They're fine!"
-- The Glory Bugles |
