Box Springs EZ Print --  "We print it right the first time...or the second."
Nervous Eddie's Tattoo Parlor -- "Tattoos While You Wait,"  This month's special:  Get all 10 plagues of Egypt for just $99.95.  1-886-TAT-TOO-U
Ephaphrodite's Nighties -- "Foundations for goddesses of every size."
House of Poodles -- Clip and Dip Special:  $19.95  (Toenail Painting:  $9.95)
Wool's Canoe & Tuxedo Rental -- Prom Special:  Tuxedo and Canoe Limo:  $149.99
Flywheel Depot -- Call 1-886-FLY-WEEL for all your flywheel needs
Golgotha Fun Park -- The world's #1 Biblically shaded miniature golf and paint ball park.  (Closed for renovations.)
Siloam Springs Hot Tub Dinner Theatre and Passion Play -- "Where Passion Meets Food"
Land O'Goshen Records -- Winners of 5 2004 "GOAT" Awards
Tangential Discount Value Vision -- "True Vision at Discount Prices."
Box Springs Discount Coin-Operated Recording Studio, Ltd -- "Making Music for Pennies" (Dimes... Nickels..and Quarters, Too)"
Box Springs Drive-In Movie Theatre -- Still playing:  "Jurassic Trailer Park"
Q-BOX Radio -- Home of "The Glory Bugles Radio Hour," Sundays from 7:00 - 7:30 a.m.
The Box Springs King Jimmy Bookstore -- "If it ain't King James, it ain't the Bible."
Codgers and Coots Men's Store -- 30% off all trusses, back braces and "Sans-a-Belt" pants
Box Springs Biblical Barbers -- No mullets...sho-lo's...or Samson cuts here.  Only 100%, pure, sin-free haircuts.  Why not join us for lunch?  New giant salad bar!   "Clip and Eat" specials now in effect. 
Box Springs Bolt and Screw -- Home of the "Yard Goat" 3000.  On sale now!
Clem Klapper's "Pro Bait" Shop -- Where the pro's shop for bait!  Best selection of Curly Tails and Tube Jigs this side of Big Leg Lake.  Also, Krazy Blades, Wax Worms, Head Jigs, Slab Spoons, Shad, Cut Shad and Shad Gut.  And just in -- Geno's Stink Bait.  Visit us soon at "Pro Bait" -- The fisherman's "court of last resort."

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